Sedihnya....

~ Waktu kita lahir, kita menangis dan orang2 di sekililing kita tersenyum -sehingga pd waktu kite meninggal kite tersenyum dan org2 sekeliling menangis.....

S Seorang pakwe dan makwe tengah naik motor pada kelajuan 100km/j .
P  Seorang pakwe dan makwe tengah naik motor pada kelajuan 100km/j .
P : Slow la sikit . Takut lah !
L : Tak . Best apa !
P : No . It's not . It's scaring me .
L : okey . Tak apa . Bagitahu dulu you love me .
P : Fine , i love you . Slow down .
L : Now , give me big hug . * girl hugs him *
L : Tolong buka helmet abang lepas itu , sayang pakai . Rimaslah .

--> Esok hari paper melaporkan sebuah kemalangan yang melibatkan seorang maut . manakala seorang lagi selamat . dipercayai berpunca daripada kegagalan fungsi brek . the true is , lelaki tadi sedar brek dia rosak masa tengah jalan . tapi , dia tak sampai hati nak bagitahu awek dia . dia suruh awek dia ckp ' i love you ' n suruh peluk dia buat kali terakhir . And dia suruh pakai helmet dia nak awek dia selamat . kenapa ? sebab dia tahu dia akan mati :'( 

Facebook.... :D

Friends with me on facebook...... 1 : so that my friends will be evinous of the nomber of friends I get........         2 : So that your number of friends will increase...       3:3.So that.... um.. I dont know.. i guess.. that is all...    :4 My facebook:  muhd fikri asyraf acap @ fikriashrafacap@ymail.com

SEKADAR PERINGATAN.....

LEMBU : TUAN MAKAN APE?                                                                                                                            LELAKI : AKU MAKAN ENGKAU LAH                                                                                                   LEMBU : BUAT APA KO NK MKN AKU PULAK TUAN?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              TIBA2 TERDENGAR LAUGAN TAKBIR                                                                                                   LELAKI : HARI NI KAN HARI RAYA HAJI.... X KN KO X THU.....                                                       LEMBU : TUAN BOLEH LARI X?                                                                                                               LELAKI : X BOLEH DH.....                                                                                                                                                     LEMBU : KENAPA PULAK......                                                                                                                      LELAKI: SBB ORG SURAU DH READY....HAHA.....                  

Not all boys are jerks.......

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
... Guy: Now give me a BIG hug!
Girl : *hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down!
Guy: I love you babe.
(in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will realize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS . Tomorow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Not all Boys are Jerks"

sabar~ jangan marah ye!!!

beraninya,
patuh "WANITA" kerana setianya,
sabar "WANITA" kerana imannya,
... ... kasih "WANITA" kerana
belainnya,
lemah "WANITA" kerana air
matanya,
ikhlas "WANITA" kerana
simpatinya,
dendam "WANITA" kerana
cemburunya,
sayang "WANITA" kerana sifat
keibuannya,
tanpa "WANITA" lelaki lemah,
kerana "WANITA" lelaki kalah..

beraninya,
patuh "WANITA" kerana setianya,
sabar "WANITA" kerana imannya,
... ... kasih "WANITA" kerana
belainnya,
lemah "WANITA" kerana air
matanya,
ikhlas "WANITA" kerana
simpatinya,
dendam "WANITA" kerana
cemburunya,
sayang "WANITA" kerana sifat
keibuannya,
tanpa "WANITA" lelaki lemah,
kerana "WANITA" lelaki kalah..

:D

Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
... Guy: Now give me a BIG hug!
Girl : *hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down!
Guy: I love you babe.
(in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will realize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS . Tomorow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Not all Boys are Jerks"

Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
... Guy: Now give me a BIG hug!
Girl : *hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down!
Guy: I love you babe.
(in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will realize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS . Tomorow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Not all Boys are Jerks"